Stupid In The Throat Can Cooler

Keep your drink cold and your rep hot. This neoprene can cooler wraps your can like it owes you something — tight, grippy, and doesn't give a damn who's watching.

Fits regular and slim cans because we don't discriminate. Crack one open, say "f*ck it," and let the can do the talking.

• Neoprene Construction: Waterproof, insulated, and built to handle your worst sh*t-show decisions.
• Dual-Size Fit: Regular cans (5″ × 4″) and slim cans (6.5″ × 3.2″) — both welcome, no questions asked.
• Ribbed Seams: Reinforced so it holds up longer than your self-control on a Saturday night.
• Full Custom Print Both Sides: Your gloriously unhinged brand, front and back.
• Easy Care: Spot clean. Or don't. We're not your f*cking mom.

Grab yours exclusively at stupidinthethroat.com. Adults only. Obviously.